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Subject: Latest Jokes~2010__2011_2012
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me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:19am
HERE Sum new JOKES SO PLZ ADD ONLY NEW LATEST JOKES *
me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:22am
Chhot-Woh ladki kitni sundar hai, Bade-Mujhe uska naam pata he-Chhote Kya naam hai uska?
Bade:-Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha CHAALU KHAATA *
me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:25am
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow)ka doodh dena_Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hE,Customer- Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de. *
me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:28am
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha..Ek dost ne uss se puchha Q Tension mein ho.Aadmi:-Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupee diye The Ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.. *
me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:34am
Wife-Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.Santa-Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho_ wife-Main toh maa banne wali hoon,, Santa:-Main bhi toh baap banne wala Hun *
me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:37am
Shaadi ke dusre din beti apni maa se:- Meri unse ladai ho gayi_Maa-Shadi mein jagde to hote rehte hai fikar mat karo. Beti:-Woh toh thik hai par ab_LAASH_Ka kya karu,?
*
me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:39am
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.Banta: Phir kya hua,? Santa-Maine Sher se kaha,Pehle tum karlo Mera toh ho gaya hai. *
me2u_nyc 9.04.10 - 05:43am
Santa-Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya,jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara.Banta-wo kya_Santa:-Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay,maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya,Banta:-Toh logon ne kyun mara,
Santa-Yaar,kyu ke woh sab log FIRE FIGHTER thay! *
syam25 10.04.10 - 08:46am
Conducter ek bache se: tum darwaje pe khade rahte ho, tera baap chokidar he kya? bacha: tum paise mangte ho tumhara baap bhikhari he kya. *
shreee 3.09.10 - 06:42am
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota *
johnadam 6.09.10 - 07:43pm
SAB HI JOKS BINDAS THHE.. *
shreee 6.10.10 - 11:02pm
Dubte aadmi ko dekhkar Ganeshji dekh kar nachne lage...Aadmi:-aap nach kyo Rahe ho ?
GANESHJI:-mere visrjan me tu bhi to bahut nachta tha Naa... *
shreee 19.12.10 - 02:05pm
TEACHER: How old iz ur father? SUNNY: As old as Im. TEACHER: How iz it posible? SUNNY: He bcm father only after i was born *
shreee 19.12.10 - 02:13pm
Kya teri CHAAL hai aur kya hai teri LEELA kya TARI CHAAL hai aur kya hai teri LEELA main tera TEES MAAR KHAA aur tu hai meri SHEELA *
shreee 3.01.11 - 04:04pm
Santa raat ko uth kr torch ki roshni mein kuch dekh raha tha. Banta-ye kya kr raha hai? Santa-kuch ni yaar mai ye dekh raha tha k tune light ka b*tton off kiya hai k nai *
shreee 3.01.11 - 04:05pm
Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta:koi fark nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi. *
shreee 3.01.11 - 04:07pm
Beti : Me Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Papa : Besaram,Kya Keh Rahi He ?
Beti : Aap Ne Hi To Kaha tha Jab tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Aap 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaoge. *
shreee 3.01.11 - 04:08pm
SANTA- ...doctos sahab mujhe roz countiusly qawab aarahe hai e bandar daily ek football match khel rahe hai...doctor--..ok ye goli abhi lelo aaj se qawab aane band ho jayenge...santa--:doctor sahab kal lunga...doctor--.:kyoun...santa ---.:kyounke aaj to final hai *
shreee 3.01.11 - 04:12pm
Beutiful girls dont hv intrest in study.. !
u knw why.. ?
coz.. they knws.. duniya ke kisi na kisi kone me.. koi na koi..
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gadha.. unke liye jarur padh raha hoga.. ! .. *
shreee 3.01.11 - 04:14pm
Teacher- What is Ur Father?
SANTA- I.C.S In Summer & P.C.S In Winter
Tchr-What?
SNTA- Icecrem Seller In Summer& Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:35pm
A group of elephants were sitting on the street.
A s*xy female elephant passes by...
What does the loafer elephant say?
Wow... 3600-2400-3600 *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:36pm
p=y=a=r=what is pyar
P=Pagal hona
y=yaado me khona
a=akele me tanha hona
r=roj ka rona dhona
Isliye Dont do pyar
only line mar mere yaar *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:39pm
kya aap pareshan hai?
dukhi Rehte Hai?
Nind Nhi aati?
kisi kaam me DIL Nhi Lagta?
to.
to.
to.
to.
to.
samjo lo ki
Vitamin
_SHE_ ki kami hai... *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:45pm
7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho jati
Hai To Bahut Takleef Hoti He
1-PYAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK
Or
7-TOILET ME PANI *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:47pm
Shadi k fero me ladki - Suno g,
ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,
aur MERE bina aap nahi.
4 Saal baad wohi bivi - kutte!
Ruk ja!
Aaj tu nahi ya mein nahi...! *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:48pm
Hi! welcome to LIFEcare
apna khusi k liye 1 dabaye,
apna hansi k liye 2 dabaye,
apna sadi k liye 3 dabaye,
salman jaisa boy friend k liye mera numbar dabaye,
thanx LIFE CARE par call karne k liye,
ab mobile k red battom dabaye or so jaiye,
GD 8 *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:50pm
Agar apki girl friend apko
roz miss call karke
apse bat karti hai
to ye mat socho ki
wo apko bhut pyar karti hai
balki ye dekho ki ?
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.
.
.
Wo apko miss call kar kar ke kab tak barbaad karti hai *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:52pm
Attending A Wedding For
the First Time, A Little Girl Whispered To Her Mother, Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?
Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And Today Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing Black...? *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:53pm
Duniya me Flirts ki kami nahi,
Suraj ko hi dekho!!
Ata hai Usha k sath,
jata hai Sandhya k sath,
Sota hai Nisha k sath,
uthta h kiran k sath or
Rahta h Rosni ke sath.. *
kriishna 7.01.11 - 04:58pm
Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He
To Vo Boli Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye To
Wo Boli Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He..
*
shreee 23.01.11 - 06:18pm
1 Admi Apni biwi se bola- RAJA DASHRATH ki 3 raniya thi Is hisab se mai 2 aur shadiya kar sakta hu
Bivi boli- Bas itna yad rakhna ki DROPDI ke 5 pati the.
*
shreee 23.01.11 - 06:20pm
AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
*
shreee 23.01.11 - 06:20pm
Murga: i luv u jaan..
Main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu
Murgi: haye allah! such??
Murga : haan
Murgi : chal fir aaj ANDA tu de...! *
shreee 23.01.11 - 06:23pm
Wife-Suniye Apka dost galat ladki se sHadi kar rha he,ap use rokte kyo nai.? Husband-Me use Q Roku.? Usne mujhe roka tha kya. *
98969896 24.01.11 - 04:07am
ek sardar ji cooker mai kadchi ghuma rahe hote hai..uska dost kehata hai vaha aaj to sardar ji khud hi sbji bna rahe hai. Jara dheku to sahi tum bna kya rahe ho, uska dost dhekta hai ki sardar ji to khali cooker me khadci ghuma raha hoto hai, uska dost sardar ji se puchta hai yaar tum bna kya rahe ho? Sardar ji,yar kuch nahi fuddu bna raha hu. 
*
shreee 27.01.11 - 08:04am
teacher--tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho..? boy: MAXIMUM__&__MINIMUM * *
shreee 30.01.11 - 09:26am
Girl :mom, what is husband ? Mom :beti, when u will grow will become a good girl u will get one.Girl :If I do not become good girl ?Mom :then u will get many ! *
shreee 3.02.11 - 10:09am
A sardar & a doctor loved da same girl, the doctor usd ta giv ha expnsv gftz buh da sardar use2 giv an apple evryday 1Day da doctor n da girl ask the sardar Y u Gift an apple evryday_The sardar said an apple a day kips the doctor away *
shreee 24.03.11 - 05:04pm
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating !!! *
shreee 24.03.11 - 05:05pm
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigarti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai *
shreee 24.03.11 - 05:06pm
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai. *
shreee 24.03.11 - 05:06pm
Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta' *
shreee 24.03.11 - 05:06pm
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
solution bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , solution hota to main sadhu kyoon banta? *
kriishna 29.03.11 - 11:14pm
Dubte aadmi ko dekhkar Ganeshji dekh kar nachne lage Aadmi: aap nach kyo rahe ho ? GANESHJI: mere visrjan me tu bhi to bahut nachta tha *
shreee 5.06.11 - 12:05am
Sir-Konsa
Panchhi sabse Tez udta
hai....Boy-Hathi..Sir-
Nalayak...Tera baap kya karta
hai...Boy-woh underworld ke
DON hai...Sir-Hathi sahi jawab
Hai... *
kriishna 6.06.11 - 12:38am
Why do Girls
Prefer love
marriage than an
arrange one ?
.. coz a known
kamina is better
than an unknown
namuna! *
kriishna 6.06.11 - 12:39am
End is not d end
In fact E.N.D is
Effort Never Dies
& if you get NO in
answer
Remember N.O. is..
Next Opportunity..
So always b positve.. *
kriishna 6.06.11 - 12:47am
Santa was very
frustrated with jokes
made on him
So he went to his
wife & said :
Mujhe kuch aisa
sunana e mein
involve na hoon ..
Wife :
I AM PREGNANT *
kriishna 6.06.11 - 12:54am
Beti- Maa gaon mein
bollywood wale ayein hain.
Maa- Andar aaja inki niyat
badi kharab hoti hai.
Beti- Maa Imran hashmi bhi
aaya hai.
Maa- tab toh bakri bhi
ko bhi andar le le.. *
kriishna 6.06.11 - 12:57am
Wife to Husband :-
You dont Love me at all.
Husband points towards
their 2 Children and says
then do u think Ive
downloaded these from
Google? *
kriishna 6.06.11 - 12:59am
Interviewer : Tell me the
opposite of
Good..?
sardar : Bad
Intrv : come
sardr : Go
Intrv : UGLY
sardr : Picchli
Intrv : UGLY??
sardr : Picchli
Intrv : U r wrng
Sardr : I am rite
Intrv : Shut up
sardr : Keep tlkng
Intrv : Get out
sardr : Come in
Intrv : on my God
sardr : on my devil!!
Intrv : U r rejected
Sardr : I am selected ..! *
